Maybe you have, maybe you haven't. I wouldn't know, seeing as no body ever tells me these things.
Just for arguments sake, lets say you haven't.
The song "LYSAGFY" is the best song. Please go listen to it right now. and then read the rest of this post.
I now own your shortstaw virginity.
If you try hard enough, that rhymes.
This is shortstraw:
They have a song about Keanu Reeves. That should be enough for you people. But I'll tell you why I really like their music. It's because its edgy and amazing and I could just listen to it all day long and never get sick of it. That's how amazing it is. They don't give a flying fuck about any of the lyrics which makes their songs awesome.
Shortstraw play music.
Music that sounds like puppies being born.
Music that sounds like protesters outside an abortion clinic.
Music that sounds like church bells ringing on a crisp Sunday morning.
Music that sounds like angels playing scrabble.
Music that sounds like a married couple fighting through a thin wall of your apartment.
Now, doesn't that sound nice?
If you don't believe me, here's a video to prove my point.
This is their first official music video from their official album (below) that released earlier in July this year. I was fortunate enough to be there for this, and let me tell you, it was the most amazing experience I've ever had. Unfortunately for fear of my camera committing suicide, I didn't take any pictures.
TO BUY THEIR ALBUM CLICK ON THIS SENTENCE AND YOU'LL BE ABLE TO BUY IT, AND ITS NOT EVEN THAT EXPENSIVE AND YOU WONT REGRET IT SO CLICK HERE NOW.
Go fuck yourself.